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i commited mass arson in 27 countries
Home to Miss World 1943.
Mother of Steven Adams.
This lady looks older than she is. Hence 1943, She looks older than her mutha.
Yo, He did that old bird from number 27.
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a phrase used describing a very very sad group of people with horse masks on. or they are very very sad furries.
person 1 :"they look like approximately 27 sobbing horses"
person 2 :"yeah it's probably because the horse-masks are not popular anymore"
This is what you get when you go hand to hand combat with a badger
I just went hand to hand with a badger before, looks like I’m getting 27 years bad luck
A passage from the Bible that reveals Jesus' true thoughts about family. Quite a contrast from the 'love thy neighbour' spiel.
Luke 14:25-27 (NIV)
Large crowds were travelling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple. And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.
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A passage in the Bible where David uses foreskin as a form of currency. David kills 200 Philistines and brings their foreskins to Saul to buy his first wife Michal (Saul's daughter). Saul had only asked for 100 foreskins, but David was feeling rather generous.
1 Samuel 18:25-27
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
(The New International Version)
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