Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.

Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"

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Lick and Dip

When a male uses or leaves a woman after he gets a sexual act from her.

Girl 1: “I heard he’s not looking for a relationship..”

Girl 2: “Right, he just wants one thing then he leaves, he pulls a Lick and Dip!”

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skag lick

This word can be used to replace almost any curse word. It is commonly used as an insult. It can replace words like duck, fucker, mother-fucker, faggot, nigger, slut, whore, cock sucker, the list goes on.

"Shut the hell up you skag lick"

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Hittin licks

To sell drugs to people.

Where's Bob?

Oh he's just out hittin licks.

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Elbow Lick

More than amazing...It's the ultimate act of gratification.

"If I could actually lick my own elbows, I'd never leave the house!"

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Big licks

When someone is getting to big for there boots and starts giving lare and abuse to you. Then you tell them to stop giving it Big Licks

Bob: You've got a big nose.
Gary: Stop giving it 'big licks'!

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Lick Me

When you want someone to lick you. Pretty straight forward guys.

Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Lick me.
Person 1: What?

Person 2: Lick Me.
Person 1: What you mean?
Person 2: I want you to lick me. like with your tongue. Now.

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