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1. An adult male of excess mass who regards women as an accessory to his overweening ego
2. An obese man who builds his muscles at the expense of his character
3. A man who squeezes into girls jeans without regard to the girth of his ass
4. One who loves an ice cream sandwich almost as much as he loves himself
5. One whose vanity blinds him from the terror of fat growing on his thighs
Matt the Fat shouldn’t try to bulk up because his ass will always be a jiggly pool of cellulite.
Richard Simmons on Matt the Fat: "I've met middle-aged women who have less cellulite on their ass than Matt the Fat."
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The guitarist of the band From Forst To Last. FFTL consists of band members: Phil Reardon Vocals, Matt Good Vocals/Guitar, Travis Richter Guitar/BG Vocals, Joey from Brandon Bass and Derek Bloom Drums. The live show is a little more than extreme. Having a thick background in the FL hardcore scene, FFTL's stage presence stands alone in their genre.
Matt Good is The Most Cutest Guitarist on Earth.
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Sweetest man alive. His eyes are unique and his smile is literally the most beautiful thing in this world. He's doing great job as lead singer of the Canadian rock band "three days grace"
Someone: Matt Walst is a Adam gontier wannabe!
Smart person: No, you just can't accept the fact that Adam left three days grace and it's not Matt's fault! You're just looking for someone to blame... Matt is amazing and he doesn't need to try to be anybody else. Grow the fuck up!
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A promiscuous woman who engages in coitus with many different partners and thus should attach a mattress to her back to increase time efficiency.
Ay Wortimer! Do you recall that matt back we double-teamed last Friday?
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The former Team President and General manager of the Detroit Lions, he is the worst thing that can happen to your football team. He is truly the face of ineptitude. If you're viewed as the Matt Millen of whatever you do, quit trying, beause that means that whatever you've done has gone wrong(or will eventually).
Person 1: Why can't Geroge Bush say a complete sentence?
Person 2: He's the Matt Millen of the English Language
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To never get laid in a lifetime
Man that dude in the movie almost pulled a matt brisebois
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"Pulling a Matt" means reading off of a poster, sign, photo collage, billboard, back of a car, or any other means of signage or media et al, as you attempt to pretend that you know about the subject you are discussing.
AJ: Hey Minags, look at that twin turbo dual valve 3000 GT special XT edition.
Minags: Oh shut up AJ, you're just reading off the back of the car. Stop Pulling a Matt
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