how is your father for spuds

how are you?

how is your father for spuds?
-grand

in same part of ireland people say this like:
how are you, how are you doing, etc.....

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father, son, and holy ghost

when shitting, this dump is characterized by a large turd, followed by a smaller turd, and just when you think you may have another turd on the way, only a large fart emerges.

Wow, I thought I had a whale family on the way, but it turned out to be merely a father, son, and holy ghost!

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I Beg Your Father

See i beg your pardon

Originated by a slip of tongue.

Jason: Check out that dude man! He's so hot!
Shawn: I beg your father?

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Age of Our Founding Fathers

A term that refers to the era of how and when America was created, going as far from the Civil War to the Revolutionary War; at least up until roughly 1880.

"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, it is the snake that created the world."
-a message used in the advertising of MGS2 back at around its display in E3 on May 2001

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penetrate me deeper father

the appropriate way to say fuck me harder daddy in British

"oh, darling, I am arriving!"
"oh, penetrate me deeper father!"

I am your father

Basically the most spoiled line in cinema history.

Star Wars fan: Luke, I am your father.

Non-Star Wars fan: Dammit! You just spoiled the whole movie for me!

Feed Us Father THERRIEN

Father THERRIEN does not accept his role as the father of children on discord. He refuses to feed them despite the poor, malnourished children dying at his feet begging, ‘Feed us father Therrien’. Please spread the cause of THERRIEN mistreating his children and ask him to feed you too.

‘feed us father therrien we shall consume your offerings or consume you’
‘why do I always have to be the centre of things’