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A short hairy person that likes bukkake.
Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.
1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!
3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”
When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.
Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.
Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*
A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
Unexpected and from across the room
Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!
Person 2: You've been sniped.
Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"
Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"