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Art Major

It is the most prestigious and wonderful and intelligent and interesting group on Flickr, of which you are most likely not a part of.

To be Art Major is to be really pretentious. To write super long comments. To put poetry and lyrics in your photo descriptions. To post snapshots and act like they're the Mona Lisa. To become outraged when you receive critical comments. To take forty pictures of a wall and claim it represents the prolific banality in the world of commercial art. To pretend to know what you are talking about and when you critique photos the critique must be scathing. SCATHING, making the poster cry.

So, to be Art Major is to be blatantly pretentious, and not give a damn.

"Nothing is more Art Major. Nor more cathartic than drunken combat. So run up a tab, transform into an emotional wreck, then blame someone else for your problems and crack a pool stick over their head."-Jackson

by shizzle032093175 June 18, 2008

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programmer art

Extremely poor quality meshes, textures, or other resources used in video games, which are created by programmers instead of real artists.

Propfan's tree is the worst programmer art ever.

by Crusher June 28, 2004

61๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Art Fart

An art student or art club member who has been involved with the art program since freshman year at Oliver Ames High School.

Hayhay: Ayyo Britbrit.... Yayyyyy art farts!
Britbrit: I love my art farts!
Chelsea: What is an art fart?
Dee: Not you, you have to be in art since freshman year.
Chelsea: Sad face with a nose :-(

by britbrithayhay July 3, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stomach Art

A dried area of vomit on the sidewalk that can sometimes take on interesting shapes and forms. Sometimes includes corn, olives, or whatever was for dinner.

Hey, watch out for that "stomach art". You almost stepped in it.

by Fillmore Phil November 26, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


abstrash art

1: A more accurate term for "abstract art."

2: "Art" usually consisting of scribbly lines or Picasso-esque, child-like finger painting, and otherwise meaningless, emotionless wastes of canvas over which highly discerning art afficionados "ooh" and "aah" as if they "understand what the artist was saying."

guy1: wow, look at how he communicates his tormented emotion through the use of these bold swirls of mixed paint here!

guy2: dude, it looks like a kid's scribble. this is just abstrash art.

by adrielkelsick May 2, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex art

a sex game. To set up, lay white sheets all over the floor. Buy art supplies like paint, glue, and such. Buy a timer.

Have a spinner with each of the girls names on it. each of The guys spin it and take the girl it lands on. Each girl puts on a blind fold and the timer is started.

First each couple fucks, then the guy uses his art supplies to decorate her pussy. When the time rings, the game is over. Each girl lays still with her lags wide open so the guys can walk around and choose who won. Th winner gets to screw all of the girls at the party how ever he wants.

Jon won sex art and fucked each chick doggy style

by Fishy20 October 2, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


fart art

When one farts and considers it to be art.

1: Farrrrrrrt!
2: Ew! What was that?
3: Well, it was just art.

by Marisela July 25, 2004

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