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A way to say you are having sex with someone without admitting to being a whore
He's not really a boyfriend, he's my new age friend. - Cat
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The REAL current age of comic books, following the Golden, Silver, and arguably Bronze, that heralds the return of fun and class to comics.. thanks to the greatest dude ever, DaReekstah himself.
Teen Titans #27 is an example of a comic from the DaReekstah Age.
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What happens when you don't excessively smoke/sunbathe/drink/do hard drugs and moisturize every day.
Also helps if you have higher melanin content in your skin, although this is not always true if you do the former things.
Johnny Depp is aging gracefully.
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When a student turns 18, they may freely sign out of school, or drop out of school without parent's permission.
TRANSLATION: They can skip a shitload of classes and receive no consequences!
Sebastian: Where's Jon?
Anthony: He's taking advantage of his compulsory age status!
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(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.
1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.
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new hustle, bootlegger, dvd bootlegger, technology bootlegger, new method of hustling, new product to hustle
Dude #1: " I sold 1,000 copies of that new Denzel movie joint flicc"
Dude #2: "1,000 copies of dvd's, at $10 a pop? dude you space age hustlin!"
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A childish adult like person that always has hormonal mood swings and only cares about their friends and themselves plus the latest gossip
Mom: “Sweetie, come down stairs for dinner.”
Hailey: “Uh... sure? whatever.”
Mom: “Teen age ers nowadays...”