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the haircut that all the frat boys in the south have, one similar to that of former senator rob blagojevich.
"Let's go beat up some niggers"
"Good idea, he doesn't even have an Alabama Flop like we do."
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A City full of rich, stuck up, fake, immature, teenagers. They pretend to be your friend and then they talk about you behind your back.
They think are the best things ever. But they aren't. They will turn on you at an minute! Most people live in nice house and drive nice cars and get whatever they want.
There are lot of backstabbers in Hoover AL.
The relationship never last because everyone only cares about themselves and they don't have enough room in their heart to care about someone else.
Person 1: That girl is a such a backstabber!
Person 2: Oh, that's because she is from Hoover Alabama.
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An alabama taco is were a man opens the girls vaginal canal and poops in it leaving a taco looking thing
Hey guys I just gave my girlfriend an alabama taco it felt so good.
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When a drunk and disorderly person goes down on their partner and throws up on their partner's genitals
Yo, how did it go with that chick last night, did you bang her?
Nah, she was upset and left early after I gave her an Alabama Upchuck
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The man you think you know and trust, 'til he rapes you up the butt
Travis: I thought my uncle Pat was so cool before
Ciera: Dude, we all know that guy's your Alabama Uncle, how did you not see that coming? He's always been a little touchy on you..
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When you have to give a cop a blowjob to get out of going to jail.
To keep from going to jail Melanie has to give an Alabama breathalyser.
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The Football capital of the world. Alabama is a Southern State known for its University of Alabama and Auburn University. You’re either a Crimson Tide fan or an Aubie fan, you can’t like both! Alabama is constantly bombarded by typical Southern stereotypes when in fact it is actually a pretty nice state! Alabama also refers to University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa.
Person 1: I’m a Crimson Tide fan
Person 2: are you from Alabama
Person 1: heck yeah!
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