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Alice is the most gorgeous girl in the whole world shes funny intelligent and witty she can insult you worse then you can fathom but is the most easy to love girl in the whole world you will want to put all of your time into making sure she knows she is loved by you but if you cross her prepare for the gates of hell to open
Person One “Alice is such a beautiful girl”
Person Two “I know she really is so stunning
Person One “ shes literally everything i imagined and more in a girl”
A girl that has a Taylor Swift, One Direction, Harry Styles, 5 Seconds of Summer obsession. She is very beautiful.
Harry: she is such an Alice
Kabel: ya she loves Taylor Swift
horse girl, most likely believes in unicorns. owns more than 10 sequin shirts. beg forehead, receding hairline. her favourite food is flea marmalade.
oh you have you seen alice with her big forehead, she's out running the horses.
Alice is a blue eyed penis face, smelly, meany. She often spasses the fuck out for no reason. She is fairly high on the spectrum and looks like an absolute reptile. She’s long as fuck but has Barrie doll feet and a PHAT ass deformed lookin pinky finger. If you see her she’ll probably be limping cos one of her legs was stolen from a midget which left the midget in a wheelchair. Horrible when you think about it.
Person1: See that girl with the tiny ass leg and fucked up pinky
Person2: oh yeah Alice
A mentally unstable suicidal piece of shit with stomach problems
There goes Alice, she’s a whore
All Alices are the most amazing young girls. They support all people, regardless of race or gender. If you meet me, you will know, you cannot compare. Alice is smarter than you, more beautiful then you, and you are a horrible dust mite compared to me. Don’t think about challenging me, I may be small, but I WILL pummel you to the ground and kick your face until you pass out. 😀
Everyone- that girl is SO amazing and beautiful, both intellectually and physically. I will never compare. I should be her servant.
Alice- Bow before me faithful slaves! We will take over the world!!😆