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The twat in your class who is obsessed with Nick Jonas
Why is this kid being such a Ryan Allen??
honestly the worst baiter the world has ever seen. asian kevin durant. unstoppable menace. keep your girl protected. man is always on the hunt watch out. sucks at coc
noun (n)- Did you see Allen there? he’s scaring me.
adj (a)- god, why you allening so hard right now?
He is a cheating, lieing, loser with no life what so ever. Hits on several people while with you. He says he loves you but will move on in a hour. He is very rude and disrespectful towards women. He has no looks and is not sweet. He is an awful kisser. Hes gross and nasty. He shows no love in any way. If you find an Allen.... RUN.
never date an Allen. You'll regret it.
When you leave the room to fart in another room
I had to Allen other wise my boyfriend would hear me fart.
a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.
Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came
Allen is a guy who likes the same gender. He is the type of guy who will sacrifice a friendship for a one-night stand with another GUY.
Guy1: Who is that sitting near that tree??
Guy2 : Ohhh no that is the gay thot!!!
Guy1: But who is he???
Guy3: He...IS.....ALLEN
ALLEN will suck you out like a lollipop !!!
So saucy. They will make you fall then splash a shot in your face. But if that isn’t nasty enough they will step over you too. They are absolute savages who were cornrows and shooting sleeves. They are the answer. So beware because they are around 6 feet tall
Bro that Mike kid is such an Allen