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Most worst person and likes to lie if your name is Allen when you grow up please leagally change your name and very stubborn
BIG HEART. SO CHARMING. SO FUNNY AND ONLY LIES IN NOT-VERY-SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS. LOVES LOWER CASE AND BETTING ON BASEBALL. GREAT PAINTER. PARTICULARLY GOOD AT COOKING FRIED RICE. VERY CONSIDERATE AND SOYYYYY CUTE. UNDER THE IMPRESSION THERE ARE 10 DAYS IN A WEEK… SHH, DON’T TELL HIM OTHERWISE.
*lil louise on the beat* : “Allen is a sex god”
the biggest weaboo on the planet Earth
chad: bro did you see allen nguyen with his drip
kyle: mans was singing unravel with anime merch
chad: fr mans is a weeb *sob*
A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
Gay ass motherfucker. He is the type of guy that would suck dick for cheerios
Ugh, look at allen ball sucking dick
That one guy who was blessed with ability to detect the school shooter vibe within your local church
Yo it’s uh Dirty Allen we better shun em
The man pro-life Authoritarian Pseudo-Christians are really praying to
Bahh GG you’re praying to dirty Allen broh, not Jesus lol