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National ask you friend out day if you ask someone out 50 out of 50 percent change they will say yes
On November 2 my friend Jack said yes
Double penetration in the play place at a McDonald's. Comes with fries and a soft drink.
"Let me get a McDick 2! I'll show you my golden arches ;) Ba da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it!"
National best friend appreciation day, the day where all friends send appreciation gifts or make appreciation posts about each other! To remind them they’re appreciated💪
“Hey I made a video about you on tik tok”
“Thanks! I look so good :)”
“You’re welcome!!”
“But why’d you do it?”
“It’s October 2nd! National friend appreciation day!”
“Ooh! I’ll make one of you too!”
Hawaii. A way of going all out, over the top, with being funny or supporting.
Me: Whoa, Alema you really went 2 millz for this costume party!
Alema: Yeah hah!
2/13 is the day a man is born a soon to be prodigy with nothing but grit and a fat cock. He eats nails for breakfast and your mother’s coochie for dinner.
Oh my !! He was born on 2/13 he must be great in the sheets
Giving an attractive woman a monetary discount or exceptional service, purely based on her : cleavage, high-beams or anything else that gets your blood pumping. Such sights would include thinking "MA-MA!" accompanied by sucking noise, or an extreme desire for a glass of milk.
I tried so hard to look her in the face while she talked...she gets the 2% discount...
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A girl who sell her body or sexual attention for $2.
Anyone who'll do anything sexual for $2.
1. Eva is a $2 Hoe.
2. Miss Williams is a $2 Hoe, she'll do anything for $2.