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A Freudian term for someone fixated in the anal stage of development; the ysublimate their desire to shit on everything by being critical, gossipy and slovenly. The opposite of anal retentive.
The film critic must be anal expulsive to go on and on so vehemently about the film's minor faults.
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a Name for a Part of a Alien Abduction whne they stick a Probe into The Abductie's Anal Regions
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Pretty much the worst STI in existance. When a friend has hooked up with someone gross, or tells you that they think they may have an STI, one is bound by a moral duty to inform them that they have, in fact, contracted anal clap.
Symptoms include: anything they complain of. Then tell them that anal clap is worse than AIDS, and it's only going to get worse. One could also make up some more heinous symptoms, including (but not limited to) anal leakage, scabies, and loss of teeth.
1. Paul: "Bro that chick you got with last night was disgusting. You need to get checked to make sure you haven't caught anal clap off her."
Simon: "What's anal clap?"
Paul: "The worst STI in the world... Its pretty serious. And by that I mean its worse than AIDS. If your bum gets itchy tonight I'd be worried..."
2. Susan: "I'm just really worried that I might have caught an STI off that guy last week... (insert list of symptoms here)."
Dolores: "Oh dear, Susan. It sounds as though you've caught anal clap!"
Susan: "No! Anal clap is worse than AIDS! I should have known that he'd be infected with the worst STI on the planet!
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n. When someone's ass is so fat that it's impossible to have anal sex with them.
In prison, you need anal fortitude to survive.
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A collection of lint in an ass crack resulting from any fabric worn by males. This lint is magically extracted from the garment and directed toward the basin of the aforementioned chasm. This fuzz is often extracted daily by the use of the common index finger and rolled into a ball to be thrown away. This ball generally consists of lint, sweat, and fecal matter, but may also include semen and other foreign debris. Removing this fuzz may also facilitate the need to sniff one's finger to ensure there is no fecal matter on the finger.
AKA Fertile Crescent
Guy 1: Dude, Why does your finger smell like ass?
Guy 2: Dude, I was playing tennis and I had to extract my anal fuzz!
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A case or series of cases of diarrhea that is so nasty, wet, and/or painful that going to the bathroom feels akin to throwing up from your ass.
Boy: I was sitting on the toilet last night, and all of a sudden everything rushed out at once. It was so traumatizing that it reminded me of throwing up. It was like...
Girl: ...anal vomit?
Boy: YEAH! Man, do I love you.
Girl: That's disgusting. We can't be together anymore.
Boy: What? No! Don't leave me! I NEED YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER!
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Anal fingering is where a man or women stick there fingers (or there fist if they are analy fisting themselves) in there anus and start to move in and out like people do during sex. It may be classed as a firm of Masterbation.
Fred: I was so embarrassed last night!
Bob: Why?
Fred: Coz my girlfriend walked in when I was anal fingering myself!
Bob: Haha, well that failed!
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