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When a quote from a Batman movie, comic or television show is inserted into a conversation seamlessly, a "Bat-Gasm" has occurred.
Person 1 - Hey buddy, do you have the $20 you owe me?
Person 2 - Sorry, I'm flat broke at the moment
Person 1 - Sure you are. Give me my money!
Person 2 - I don't have any. I swear to god.
Person 1 - "SWEAR TO ME!!!"
This is a Bat-Gasm
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A little tag-a-long bitch that has nothing else going on in his or her life, but to bother the shit out of you.
(See Chuggle for like definition)
Shit, you are such a fucking Bat Mite. You leach on to my life instead of checking out of yours. Get a life looser.
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Someone who like to suck Cock.
Brad smokes bat, He is such a fag
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something that a really lame poopy person calls you when they are being dumbos. or, it could be a misunderstanding and they are really saying "fat monk."
idiot: hahah you are such a bat chunk
sane person: ...
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just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls
Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.
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When you penetrate an asshole and moments after you pull out, a small piece of shit flies out like a bat coming out of a cave. Think of the shit as the bat and the asshole as the cave... bats in a cave.
Me and my girlfriend did anal lastnight and there were bats in her cave. there fore bats in a cave/
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that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"
the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.
...silence...
sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.
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