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The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.
Dude Jake fell asleep on the couch, lets tuck up and give him an australian headbutt!
Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross
Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others
We will meet and beat our emissions targets, it's the Australian way (lol)
After having sex the girl climbs over the lads face then she releases the cum on the lads face
Friend 1: how was your date last night?
Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night
Friend 1: did anything else happen?
Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball
Friend 1: what's that?
Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me
When the good dick scrambles brain from down under
I'm a little delusional Jake gave me an Australian Lobotomy
Australian- A person who is born / a citizen of Australia.
Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...
A bit sad because I love this country!
Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.
When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!
Australian- (White) people: I'm an Aussie!!Australian
Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris
An american but with spiders and shit.
"you australians are just americans but with spiders and shit"
-TommyInnit