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When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"
The act of using one end of an electronic cigarette as a dildo, while your partner takes hits, or "drags" off the other end.
"Yo dude, sweet vape! Your girl been an Australian Chimney yet?"
the act of lifting up your girls legs like a wheelbarrow while your dick is inside of her, and having her move her hands closer and closer to your legs to form a handstand and then cumming in her to "fill up the wheelbarrow"
hey did you see Joe Biden's new speech? yeah he did a live Australian Wheelbarrow to a child in the audience! he's so cool!
When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"
The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
The hair between your butt that can be braided and is similar to a rat tail one would have on the back of there head.
Man look at that guys Australian rat tail hanging from his pants.