Secretly loves a big dick in his anus
Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
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He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying
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A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.
“Holy shit, ima bout to give her Brandon’s birthmark!”
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A man with a micropenis
That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!
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Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.
That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.
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He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon
girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade
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