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I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision
Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.
The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.
Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!
Beating your meat, masturbating
- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!
the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair
Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."
An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.