Scrotum Bandit

An asshole Brit that goes to very crowded areas with mostly Americans and cups other mens scrotums. Then runs to a store and gets a dildo to pleasure himself before he loses the hard on he got from cupping the strangers balls.

Guy1: A fucking scrotum bandit just got you?! HAHAHA!!
Guy2: Yeah! I'm going to kick his ass Revolutionary War style!
Narrator: Guy2 then proceeded to hunt down the scrotum bandit like a squirrel and snap his dick.... off.

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No armed bandit

A cash machine, or even an ATM.

'Your round.'
'Hold up, mate. Gotta smash the no armed bandit.'
'If I give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?'
'Yeah, no worries.'
'Cheers boss.'
'In a while, paedophile.'

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burrito bandit

a krew from california that goes around throwin burritos and all kinds of other foods at people for their own amusment

cedric:damn nigga i got hit by those damn burrito bandits again
deandre:fo sheezey i feel yo pain my brotha they got me yesterday too

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Poop bandit

Suspicious money grabbing Jew who most likely has orange died hair. He is a Mexican as well. He shits in random places AND takes credit for it. He can't control his urges but he keeps going because he never gets caught. He often takes it in the ass as well

Henry page is the poop bandit

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Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

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Bacon Bandit

a person who incessantly pursues the the love interest of others within their presence.

even though he saw us enter the club together, the meddlesome bacon bandit insisted on flirting with my girlfriend.

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toothless bandit

A term used to describe the vagina as disgusting and unwanted

Jack: Dude, I heard u slept with Katie on Friday.

Andrew: Nah dude, it was going to happen but she has a freaking toothless bandit.

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