103459th base

Viciously stabbing your sexual partner with knives and spoons while spooning then preceding to shove your dick in each of the holes.

Now if you're a lady then carve your partners leg into a large dick and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial dick honey whilst yelling "cacao"

WARNING: your partner may die
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

friend 1: bruh I went to 103459th base with Sydney last night! it was sweet!
friend 2: no way dude! I went to 103459th base with Juliette last night!

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the infinityth base

having and orgy with chuck norris, god, the devil, mastar cheef, joe lapp, (a faggot) and *a turtle* while the devil takes it up the ass by god, the turtle rides chuck norris, joe lapp......blows mastar cheef while sean prosser stands naked in the witchs position grunting

guy1:omfgomfgomfgomfgomfg
guy2:wut?!?! wuts rong!!!!
guy1:....i just witnissed the infinityth base........and my penis reverted back inside me, impregnated me, n then aborted me all at the same time......is this real life?
guy2: i think time has stopped
guy1:what the hell is the cloverfield monster??
guy2:y cant i see my air?!??!??1
guy1:WHAT IS MY SOUP SPELLING????????
guy2:AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1:WHATS GOING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:2YUG IT DOESNT HAVE A CLUUUUUUUEEEEE!!!!!!
GUY1+2:WTF!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!

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Hair at the base

-It describes a grown man situation. Being that the if the Dick has hair at its base, then it belongs to a grown man.

-Used to describe something manly, Gnarly, rad, boss, dope, or awesome.

Example 1
-"Dude this UFC match has hair at the base."

-"What?"

-"It's dope as balls"

Example 2
-*sluurrp* "DAMN this Slurpee has hair at the base."

Example 3
- "Yooo that steezy kickflip back tail had hair at the base!"

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Base Tan

The art of working up your resistance to the sun so as to avoid sunburn.

"looks like a didn't work the base tan long enough...i got burnt today"

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Base Jumper

A Base Jumper Is An Affectionate Term Used For A Girl Who Sucks Cock All The Way To The Base...... This Term Is Only Used For Girls Who Have Talent & Technique..... No Hen Pecking Here........ Maximum Points Are Awarded For Not Gagging & Also The Rate Of Speed The Base Jump Is Performed At.

Look At Those Two Over There...... You Know The Blonde One On The Left Is A Fireman" (Only Into Helmet)..... Yeah But Dont Worry Man, I Know That Brunette On The Right, & She's A Champion "Base Jumper" Bruv

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Four Bases

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.

Guy 1: Dude, we totally hit all four bases in our relationship.
Guy 2: Niiiiice.

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39th base

When you get a girl to ride your dick in a movie theatre while your mom is down 2 to 5 rows, any more or less is just crazy, it also is easier to have a scitso monkey.

dude my mom caught me attempting the 39th base yesterday..

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