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He's so conceited, he thinks he's all that and a basket of fries.
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Prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her vagina with various fruit to surprise her partner.
Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"
when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.
Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.
The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.
I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket
A survival bag, usually holding personal possessions and every day carry items that also has a concealed gun compartment for self defense purposes. Also called a "get home bag". Since Detroit has a high crime rate, the meaning is clear. It's a survival bag.
Jim knew he could go into even the most crime ridden areas carrying his Detroit picnic basket.
Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.
You are a dumb potato basket.
When a man is with a girl and reciveing a rim job. She then dips his nutsack in Marshmellow cream and then licks it off after she is done with the rim job.
Honey dinner was amazing, and the flowers were beautiful. Lets stop at the store to get some marshmellow cream, cuz tonight, Your getting a Reno Rim Basket.