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Batmaning

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.

person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"

by The Real Batman_1972 June 28, 2015


Batmaning

The sexual act of having your partner laying on the ground, butt cheeks wide open, and you jump from the top of your bed and land with your penis in their ass.

Friend 1: Did you batmaning that girl last night?
Friend 2. Yea bro, her butt still hurts.

by ItzParticlez September 14, 2019


Batmaning

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).

A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,

by Starkweather-G January 31, 2023


Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024


We Be Batman

A way to say you and your friend are way cooler than everyone else within earshot.

Random person: "Who do you think you are?"
You and your friend in sync: "We be Batman."

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 January 23, 2019


Batman and Black Canary

A relationship between Batman And Black Canary, both need each other and both love each other, but Green Arrow and Catwoman keep shitting in otherwise they'd be In love, they both complete each other as Batman is a Badass Dude named Bruce Wayne whereas Black Canary is a Hothead Blonde named Laurel Lance, both had a high pitch romance in Comics as Thrillkiller and All Star Batman sometimes Wattpad Fanfictions and there's mutual respect and secret love between Batman and Black Canary in Young Justice TV Show

Batman and Black Canary is so wonderful I wish they get a chance together

Batman and Black Canary Romance was something I had in mind but somebody already made the two lovers come together

Best ship in Fiction I said Batman and Black Canary, Wonder Woman and Batman, Wonder Woman and Steve Trevor

by The Vigilante May 9, 2021


I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.

“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)

by brm006 September 5, 2023