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Are a unique waifu that transcends the standards of normal waifus, example being Rem the best gril.
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A phrase used by teenage girls to refer to any person that they don't yet hate with the fiery passion of 1000 burning suns.
Male person: Who's your best friend?
Teenage girl: Sally.
Male person: Wait, wasn't Jared your best friend last week?
Teenage girl: He's my best friend too, but Sally's my BEST friend.
Male person: So what about Haley?
Teenage girl: Oh, she's my best BEST friend.
Male person: ... Okay, what about Susan?
Teenage Girl: Oh, HER. She WAS my best friend until she wore the same dress as me to Chris's party last week. Susan! Wearing the same dress as me to my best friend's party! I mean really!?
Male person: *walks away confused and with a drop of at least 5 points in his IQ level*
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When you do something or you don't want them but I don't want you so your the best mistake. I didn't want you before but now I do and it also mean you did something you regret and now you don't regret it anymore
Dang!! Gurl you da best mistake I ever had! ;)
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Wishing someone the "best of luck" or "all the best" is a practice often employed by the middle class as a polite alternative to the colloquial "fuck off". In all recorded instances of its usage, no one who has ever uttered this expression has actually "wished" anything positive on its recipient. In almost all cases, the utterer secretly "wishes" that the recipient would not only disappear, but stop existing as a whole.
"Unfortunately due to the high volume of applicants we are unable to offer you a position. We wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors and will keep your resume on file for future reference."
"I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best!"
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What you'll never get
You ain't lucky enough duh to get the best sex
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a best friend is someone who will always be there for you. even when you guys are fighting about possibly being a "label" best friend. you guys know that no matter what, you will always love each other. you guys know that no matter what you're going through, or how busy you are, the other one still loves you. that's when you remember the showering together, peeing together, changing together, cooking together. pretty much, doing everything together. and telling each other everything. you guys are like personal diaries that sometimes gives you advice, sometimes just listens, and will always be your shoulder to cry on.
"I'm having such a bad day, good thing that i have my best friend to help me through it!"
"My best friend is mad at me and i hope she forgives me, because i love her so much and she is my best friend."
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