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1. Being active in Rob Henrys AP Lang class.
2. Doing Rob Henry's Busy Work
Zac asked what the agenda was in Henrys class today, and Conor and Dave's response was always "jaying the bird"
The only thing we ever do in Henrys class is jay the bird
The Soviet Union’s special forces unit that tracked, hunted and slaughtered the remaining Nazis camped out in Europe.
A group of Nazis were camped out in a rural town in France but the Blood Birds took them out.
A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.
We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.
Somebody who is saying very stupid dumb things and is always getting you confused because they don’t make sense
Your such a bird brain. You are dumb
Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).
Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.
An alcoholic beverage, made with a 2:5 ratio (or, if you prefer it stronger, a 2:3 ratio) of Grey Goose vodka to cranberry juice. Also known as a Cape Cod. You can use other vodka in the same price range or higher to substitute (Belvedere, SKYY, or in desperate or budget cases, Smirnoff with Cranberry flavor) because cheaper vodkas have a stronger bite and make it more difficult to drink at higher ratios. Tastes very smooth, and is available at most clubs, especially in the US and Europe)
Can I get a Bird and Berry? On the rocks, please
“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.
EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”