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This is when you smoke a joint by sticking the unlit end into the hole in the bowl of a pipe. It is so called because the joint looks like a birthday candle. You can burn a whole doob down to the ash like this. You can also fill the bowl with weed around the joint and get really crazy.
"This joint is getting to short to hold. Stick it in my pipe and we'll have a lil birthday bowl."
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When your wife: (1) after a few alcoholic beverages picks up a hot horny brunettebabe with a nice ass and brings her back to your hotel room for some good times (which include you), and 2) doesn't bust your balls the next day over it. Note:(Strippers are often an integral part of a Happy Birthday)
"My wife loves me so much, she made sure I had a Happy Birthday this year"; or
"Let me know if I'm going to have a Happy Birthday - I'll make sure I bring Viagra/Cyalis/Levitra."
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A birthday wish is a special wish that you make when you blow out the candle on your cake. There is a clause that when you tell someone this wish doesn't come true, a catch is that if you tell a beastie the wish is guaranteed to come true.
Bailey: I told Jacob my birthday wish and now it won't come true.
Brooke: Oh shit that sucks.
Bailey: He is a bestie though.
Brooke: Oh you had me worried, it's ok then.
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When two gay men are having sex and one man creams on another mans butt and puts a candle in his anus and lights it.
Hey, do you guys want to come over to celebrate my "birthday" We can make a "Birthday Cake"
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1. when a man blow's his load on a girl's face, tits, ass, etc.
2. the jizz, spermy's, cum
Last night I was fucking this slut, then I pulled out and gave her the birthday surprise.
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Sexting someone on their birthday.
Ala "Birthday Sex".
Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."
Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"
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champaign birthday is the birthday when your age matches the day you were born
example: you are born on may 18 your champaign birthday is when you turn 18
girl: its your champaigh birthday in two years
boy: in america you have to be 21 to drink alchohol not 18
girl: not your born may so your "champaign birthday" is when you are 18
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