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Where you come into a room (like a prison cell) and someone grabs you, pins your arms by your sides and wraps a thick blanket around you pinning your arms down. Then they cut a hole where your ass is and pork the shit out of you.
That new guy cried all night after his black blanket welcome. He thought he was tough but he's a bitch.
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When your sleeping with a girl and she is being a bitch by hogging your blanket
Boy: Honey stop being such a bitch blanket bob and give me some blanket
Girl: Its your fault that you where a Toenail Toby last night.
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An amazingly comfortable blanket that teenage/young adult men like to cuddle in.
I want the hello kitty blanket!!
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Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.
John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket
When a girl (or guy) masturbates under the covers.
Awesome blanket time is great
During foreplay, the male participant takes hold of both sides of his nutsack, and holds it out, as the other member empties their sinuses into the stretched scrotum
Yo, my girl asked me for a Bohemian Booger Blanket , so I whipped it out and she filled it up. Yo me and my girl were smashing but my nutsack started sticking to her pussy cause she gave me a bohemien booger blanket
A movie or tv show that you've watched so many times that its familiarity comforts you. Often played to fall asleep to.
I couldn't sleep so I put on my warm-blanket movie, Happy Gilmore. I fell asleep during the opening credits.