dude i love me some baja blast
blast from the past
i loooove me some chalupa and some baja blast
When a guy ejaculates on a girls face, then screams "heeeeyyyyy!" and does jazz hands.
"I was fairy blasting that bitch, I was like Heeeeeyyyy!"
When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
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A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.
Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.
Having sex with a ladyboy that is suffering from a brutal case of explosive shits.
My last business trip to Thailand was most memorial. Not because of the business deal but rather the Bangkok blast 💥 I experienced the night before head back stateside. It was wet and wild.
Me and my bro ran train on a ladyboy last night. It was a real Bangkok blast. What a brown out.
When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.
Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
To have a violent/explosive fecal experience.
Frank: “Dude my stomach feels like a wreck, can I use your bathroom?”
Mike: “I swear, every time you are here you need to Blast The Bowl. You alright man?”