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baja blast

dude i love me some baja blast

blast from the past

i loooove me some chalupa and some baja blast

by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 27, 2022


Fairy Blasting

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face, then screams "heeeeyyyyy!" and does jazz hands.

"I was fairy blasting that bitch, I was like Heeeeeyyyy!"

by Fairy Lover September 5, 2011


Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

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Stew blast

A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.

Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.

by Pillow light December 3, 2012


Bangkok Blast

Having sex with a ladyboy that is suffering from a brutal case of explosive shits.

My last business trip to Thailand was most memorial. Not because of the business deal but rather the Bangkok blast 💥 I experienced the night before head back stateside. It was wet and wild.

Me and my bro ran train on a ladyboy last night. It was a real Bangkok blast. What a brown out.

by Dick Onchin January 2, 2021


Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.

Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"

by IcyKnight December 1, 2016


Blast The Bowl

To have a violent/explosive fecal experience.

Frank: “Dude my stomach feels like a wreck, can I use your bathroom?”
Mike: “I swear, every time you are here you need to Blast The Bowl. You alright man?”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020