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Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.

Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.

by koala11111111 February 21, 2011


blind cosplay

explanation:
when you only feel like you are a character, even if you don't look like them.
ex. harry potter - you make a wand out of clay and put on a bathrobe and some glasses. it doesn't matter that the wand isn't the same color as harry's, or that you fake robe is a bathrobe. as long as it FEELS like you are the character, you can be the character

instructions:
- get your clothes prepared. they should be relevantly similar to the style of the character's clothes, but the color and pattern does not have to be the same (ex. if your character's clothes are gray, yours can be any color)
- gather your items. if the character has any additional items to their outfit, find some. maybe they have a book. again, it does not have to be the same book, as long as it feels the same
-go blind. turn of the lights or close your eyes. you won't be able to see your mismatched outfit. but, it feels like the characters outfit!

this is a great way to exercise your imagination and roleplay alone.

again with the harry potter example, you can pretend you are harry and talk to ron and hermione. all you need is some good imagination

yesterday, i blind cosplayed as a vampire!

i am going to blind cosplay as someone today. i dont even need to buy any costumes!

by linepte July 29, 2022


Sneaky Blind

When you get torque! or sniped blind in the head in gears of war.

(Marrru) Let me get torch! so i can sneaky blind him.

by SneakyB January 22, 2010


Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage April 17, 2012


Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010


Blunt blind

Hitting someone so hard with the truth to see if they’ll take flight or stay 4life

Karissa: I told him he needed to man up and tell me the truth, I could handle it.

Carrie: dangggg what did he say?

Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize

Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one

by spread that April 12, 2023


Blind Boi

A model Boi from MIRACULOUS LADYBUG is known as Blind Boi. His real name is Adrien. His other name is fool Boi, Mr. jUSt A FriEnD or Mr. BBB( Blonde Blind Boi). He is the owner of Black Cat miraculous A.K.A Cat Nerd .

Nino:What is Marinette to you?

Adrien: Marinette, She's just a friend.
Nino get TRIGGED

Nino: How many times do I have to tell you. your more blinder than Kagami's mom, Blind Boi.

Adrien:Hey!

by Clumsynette Agrest March 18, 2022