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Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
When a female blocks you on social media over something that would normally be normal conversation, but she’s on her period and thinks the world owes her something.
Bob made a knock knock joke to Jen and she bloody blocked him over it
Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.
Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!
When you fuck a ginger on their period
"Dave, where did you and your missus go last night? I lost sight of you" "We went to the toilet so she could receive a bloody orange while I wanked myself off in the corner"
A game usually played in high schools or middle schools where two people hit each other’s knuckles until someone quits whoever quits losses
Hey let’s play bloody knuckles
When a woman has intense anal sex with a partner, leading to a tear inside of the anus causing bleeding and discomfort.
I couldn't workout today due to Steven giving me a bloody Melissa during buttsex.
When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.
Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!