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Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
When you bite a person's nipple off and spit it on to their forehead.
I lost my nip to the bloody bindi.
A1C Brown discharging a brown lumpy substance from the penis after sex with Frazier
Bro that bloody brown was amazing
When you fuck a ginger on their period
"Dave, where did you and your missus go last night? I lost sight of you" "We went to the toilet so she could receive a bloody orange while I wanked myself off in the corner"
Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.
Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!
A Bloody rocket is a term to describe someone that has so much ego that it should be fueling a space rocket to fly away to mars due to the sheer amount of ego that a person can show.
I Swear Sonia is such a Bloody Rocket with that ego of hers
I Swear Sonia is such a Bloody Rocket with that ego of hers.
Its where you put a screw between your index and middle finger and blast the back of a girls vagina
I gave the misses the bloody screw last night