Rural Dictionary

boss

Someone put in a managerial position. One in charge of employees.

Yo man, my boss totally fucking sucks I should kick his ass.

by shannon March 27, 2003

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Boss Ride

A ride that in comparison to others is clearly superior.

Unlike your 94 Magna this 93 Camry is a Boss Ride.

by Kenneth Grogan September 23, 2005

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The one boss

He's the best in the world always supports you no matter what he's cool relaxed and outgoing extremely clever sees things no one else does.

Hes the one boss he looks after all of us ❤️😍

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

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Boss Kick - Instructions

Step 1. Find a good opponent facing your direction.

Step 2. Run like a mad man towards him/her.

Step 3. Depending on your height, jump at him feet first from about 3 1/2 feet away, closer for shorter people.

Step 4. Plant feet comfortably on opponents face, preferably across the forehead and bridge of nose.

Step 5. Push.

Step 6. If all goes well, you should have performed an impressive boss kick. If not, you are either on the ground in front of opponent, or you got grabbed in mid-air and are in the bushes. In either case, get up and run.

P.S. It is considered rude to be boss kicked in the face. Not for your parents dinner parties.