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For a 9am pick me up. A liquid breakfast involves using an alcholic beverage as the milk in your breakfast cereal.
Liquid breakfast... I just had champagne on my golden grahams... I am steaming!
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...you know.
This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.
Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...
Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!
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Coffee, Fernet Branca and a cigarette.
Lemmy wants his rock'n'roll breakfast
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The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.
Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.
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A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.
I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.
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When one's titties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. When the commonly know pancake titty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.
Dude I was finna bone Bonquisha till I saw dem breakfast titties, I didn't know waffle house had a topless menu.
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Another name for male masturbation.
I felt terrible yesterday morning but after a gentlemens breakfast, i felt happy as larry.
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