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This is the reason why I exist
Some time years ago.....
Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
Well...
A broke down bus jayer is homeless piece of shit that jumas and is a rondo. They also do sexual pleasures for many men while being not flossy.
i never catch myself cakin on a broke down bus jayer..
"He is a broke ass sexual chocolate!" - Asian
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-has no job.
-lives with their parents.
-mooches off their friends.
-isnt going to do anything with their life.
He lives with his parents with no job and no future, he's a broke ass low life.
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'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.
Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'
(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
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1. lacking sufficient money to afford Airpods and considered less superior to a normal Airpod wearing person in society.
"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"
synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;
1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)
"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"
"Mom it smells like broke in here"
Normally followed by statements such as:
"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"
"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"
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