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When a below average looking white male goes to an Asian country and wife’s an Asian women way out of their league only because they are white.
He went bruceing in the Philippines, that’s the only reason why he found a wife.
Bruceing is when an white male that is below average in physical appearance goes to an Asian country and wife’s someone way out of their league only because they are white. Asian girls be thirsting for white people as if they are a key to success.
Tim was bruceing in Japan. That’s why he has a hot wife.
An insane, idiotic, delinquent Asian gentleman
David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee
to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.
after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's
A close trim using clippers ala Bruce Willis
My hair is a little bit nappy, gonna go Bruce it up
: Born May 28th, Mr.Anderson is more of a "Metal head". He is in a band called BlackDaze and plays guitar. He is currently taken. His hair has been Red, Orange, Purple and Pink at the tips. He is a blue eyed agnostic who enjoys poking dead things with a stick.
Daniel Bruce Anderson:
"MEN?!?".
"2inches?".
"2inches of veins?"
"r=retract o=optical f=focus l=lens"
"MAYNARD!!!"
Brucing is an underground trend gone viral at the Univerity of North Texas. The Bruceteria at Bruce hall serves the same wet sausage logs every morning that taste unlike any distinguishable meat. Brucing consists of paying your friend two dollars and a bag of Hot Cheetos to help stuff as many link as possible into your anal cavity. The current record is set at 27 and yet to be challenged.
Hey bro can you help me Bruce? Wanna go Brucing today? Will Bruced 14 last night!