The hookup nobody wants, but everybody has from time to time. Mostly caused by alcohol, despair, loneliness and/or a full ballsack.
Upon self-reflection Tim realized, that his last one night stand was indeed a ding dong hookup.
Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)
Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"
When you touch and lick a nipple(can be your own) and run away
yo let’s ding dong lick your moms house
(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.
A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong
(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."
fuck buddy; guy you like - but only to fuck, NOT to acutally date; married male lover
No, Paige wasn't at the party last night; she musta been with her ding dong daddy wearin it out!
When one has a sexual partner that you are not emotionally attached to but have sex with regularly. The action of ding dong dick is to represent the easiness of which getting sex with them is. Just ringing the doorbell will provide intercourse. The phrase is also a play in ding dong ditch.
I went over to her house to play ding dong dick
THE BEST DUMPLINGS YOU COULD IMAGINE PACKED INTO THIS CROWDED DELICIOUS RESTAURANT!
Joe: Hey Bob, want to eat at Ding Tai Fung tonight?
Bob: Sure! That's my favorite dumpling restaurant.