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A campaign by Reddit on December 01, 2020 when everyone will search for this question to confuse Google algorithm.
Why is my pee red? Because you - a random redditor are googling this question
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why would you never mind
ok why on earth would you search this. why.
why on earth would you search this. why.
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Because it will all be worth it in the end
Why do I try: because it will all be worth it in the end; just keep pushing
Because you were bored af and had nothing better to do. Simple.
Guy 1: Why am I typing this?
Guy 2: Why ARE you typing that?
Guy 3: Why is there a dude reading this right now?
Guy 1: What dude?
You: Me lol
Guy 2: WTF!?
Yeah, why ARE you searching this up, HUH?
OH, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHUH
You just angered your English teacher! You made a GRAMMER MISTAKE!
*Insert Grammarly ad*
Anyhow, when you searched up 'Why Are You Searching This Up?' you are basically asking the person who is searching this up, why they searched it up, you know? BUT the thing is, you are the one who searched it up. So, you're talking to yourself... shouldn't you search up 'Why Am I Searching This Up?'
Because it makes no sense... Like... Why are YOU searching this up?
Lemme tell you somethin sistah
You are searching this up because you want to know what will happen if you do. Let me tell you something. Your parents will get mad that you are spending your time on this poop instead of doing HW.
Or...
Your just bored and in need of something to do?
IDK...
But-
Answer.
Me.
Why are you searching this up? Huh?
Now I'm confused... dang
"Why Are You Searching This Up?"
"Because I like making my English teacher mad."
*Angry English teacher noises
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what the fuck is wrong with you
why did i search "why did i search" means a person with no fucking life that searched this up for no fucking reason
Person 1: why did i say this
Person 2: youre fucking stupid
1.You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
person1: do u know why sex is like bikes
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
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