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obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.
"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."
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The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..
1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"
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Another term for Sugar daddy, as interpreted by a brilliant Taiwanese PhD student. A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for sexual favors or companionship.
CHW: Is he her Candy-father?!!
AKK: Her what?!??!?
CHW: Her Candy-father! CANDY-FATHER!!!!
AKK: OOOOHHHHHH! HER SUGAR DADDY!
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An elitest group for small minded cheerleaders and or followers of the female sex. Usually found with silly nicknames like Candy and Gummy Bear.
"Oh my god did you see what Candy did to her mom's house? What a dumbfuck!
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The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.
Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.
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having anal sex after rubbing vick's vapo rub on your penis.
it give a burning and cooling sensation all at the same time.
so called because andies candies is mint covered in chocolate
my girl wanted to try somthn new and was workin my last nerve so i used vicks instead of lube and gave her some andes candies. that shut her up
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When you intake so much sugar your body can't take it and you fall into a sugar-induced high. Usually results in you doing dumb shiz you'll regret for a while. It's different to different people but the feeling is overall the same.
She got so candy high after all those churros that she jumped off my balcony...Definitely not a good idea on her part.
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