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Similar to the Ugly American, but completely different due to being all Canadian instead of American.
American 1: Sometimes I wish I could move to Canada. Canadians are known to be the nicest people there is.
American 2: Dude, shouldn't Ugly Canadians be enough to prove that not all Canadians are perfect angels? That alone is enough to prove that there's rude and obnoxious people everywhere and not just in the U.S.
This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody
Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel
A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.
The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
"It's been a long day at the bull-fight, I could really go for a barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."
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Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.
Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.
Another word for squirting coming after moving up and down on the 🍆
"Omg, I just saw chads Canadian firework"
"Eww Jessica, I didn't need to know that"
The act of ejaculating in your hand and then shaking. Their hand without cleaning.it
I gave that gentlemen a Canadian Snowshake when I met him
A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"