dont care. stay mad.

the most untouchable comeback of all time. 6ix9ine himself put this phrase into existence and literally only dawgs with hella drip are allowed to use it. when combined with the lethal additions of "also, you're white", or "also, you're a stoopid doodoo poopy-face", or, if you're really brave, " also, i listen to gunna", opponents will be instantly folded.

tyler: "bruv, what's that large brown stain on the back ur pants which conceals ur ass"?
kyle: " dont care. stay mad. also, you're white. also, I listen to tyler, the creator. also, I roll my pants. also, I have circular glasses. also, joe mama. also, I want a fortnite burger".

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long hair dont care

A girl with a un-tamed, wildly free, sometimes nappy, excessively long VAGINA hair.

"If her hair gets caught in her pant zipper, shes too "long hair dont care" for ya bro!"

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I don't care bear

the little kindergarten kid that smelled like piss, and played with carebears in the corner

hey you wanna play power rangers kid?

don't talk to him thats the "I don't care bear!"

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I couldn't care less

The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.

person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!

person 2: i don't care.

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I could care less

This means I dont care. If someone takes this phrase in the literal sense, then they will ask you "Do you mean I couldn't care less? However, the speaker of the phrase fully understands the meaning as, I dont care.

Michael: How do you feel about religion?
Paul: I could care less.
Michael:Do you mean you couldn't care less.
Paul:Yes but in the general sense I mean that I dont care.

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I could care less

According to most people, a stupid phrase that means the opposite of what's intended.

According to a few people, a sarcastic way to say you really couldn't care less.

Probably what was originally intended is a phrase like "I could give a shit," just a little more subtle than "I don't give a shit." Or "I could give a damn." So they could care less, but they still don't care.

Melissa: But we have to hurry back or we'll miss the final of American Idol!

Sam: I could care less about that, just as long as we don't miss Glee!

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long hair don't care

A phrase used to describe about a man/woman's hair getting long and doesn't care the fact that it is getting unusually long.

B-Money: Hey bro-sef, your hair is getting long. Why you ain't go to the Barbershop on Bundy Dr.?
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.

Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.

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