A 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip
Man, Carson really is a 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip...
*insert definition of perfect or whatever
“Wow you see that guy carson yea hes super hot and sexy and cool and funny!”
carson is the funniest, kindest, smartest boy you’ll meet. He can cheer you up in a second, and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Hes so attractive and so cute, he has beautiful green eyes and the best smile in the whole world. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear and his voice is the best sound in the world. He’s someone i’m gonna marry one day.
1: is that carson?
2: yes isn’t he so perfect
1: yess!! he’s cute as HELL!
is very handsome and is very kind and nice and will never let you down he will never cheat and is always athletic and loves to hold you close and when something bad happens he will warm your heart and make you feel better and will buy what you need or want but has little money but he still knows how to give love.
hey is that carson (yeah)he is really handsome(i know)But doesn't he have a girlfriend(yeah but i bet he treats her well).
a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
Carson has red hair. He is very nice and caring. He can get any girl he wants. He loves being with his friends and he doesn't like breaking the rules. Carson doesn't do well in school but he tries his best. When Carson walks in a room, all the girls and gays look at him. Isn't he dreamy!? They say. He is cute and strong. Lastly, Carson is broke and doesnt like spending other people's money.
Carson is an athletic guy who doesn’t care too much about grades or how people look at him. Carson is a shy guy but once you get to know him, he can be the best of friends. Carson is very good with women but doesn’t see it. Girls fall at his feet but he never pays enough attention to see how much a girl will like him. Carson is a guy who parties hard smokes a bunch of dope and fucks lots of bitches who he doesn’t care about.
Dang.. Carson is such a stud and popular guy. I just want to be like him