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"Everyone in this town (nuneaton) is a fucking chav" ~me
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Black curly hair, big puffa jacket, and looking forward to moving to a sad-ass school. Good, chavy name: Charlie.
"Ah mate, you're such a chav!" explained the sad boy in his big puffa jacket hanging from a girly, black afro.
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an annoying rude and obnoxious british person who can’t speak properly
u: you are a chav
chav: NO IM FUCKIN NIT STOP STARIN AT ME THAT WELL ‘NNOYIN BRUV
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Put simply, it stands for council house and violence. A police term for the ones who they had to deal with the most.
They have some form of income, but it's small. This is amplified from the benefits they're entitled to.
Usually seen driving a small hatchback, they are usually doing whatever they can do to up their money count to spend on the latest Adidas or Reebok tracksuit.
Some chavs evolve into what is known as an MC, where they can somehow get paid for speaking English only chavs can understand.
Speaking of the language, they seem to have created their own form of English that they use mainly. At a slow speed, this is actually able to be heard by regular people. To prevent normies from snooping in on their conversations, they speak much faster.
The culture of the chav has revolved around stores such as Sports Direct and JD. Usually seen wearing cheap tracksuits while listening to the superior MC's, such as Smally, Rockeye and Impulse. On average, a chav knows of 25 MC's. They are known to also consume large amount of alcohol, which they got in a multipack because it was cheaper. They also often smoke cigarettes that have been imported.
When not drinking or smoking or impregnating women, they can either be seen outside McDonalds, cheap burger vans, Tesco or anywhere that sells cheap meals. If they're lucky, they can get a minimum wage job.
An advantage of how they speak is that they can somehow understand Middle English better.
Chavs are the lowest of the low in terms of the current human.
Typical chav quotes:
"Fuck you mate"
"Oi ya 'nob'ead"
"I'll pick ya up and fuck at maccies"
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a youthful youth, generally found in a council flat..or his ennddzz. you will never find one without his hood..a chav is naked with his hood
duuude did you see that chav back there?
yeahh man he looked like he was raping that child!
oi breh, that nigga back there called us a chav!
eeh lets murk that dick
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Charlotte Henriksen & Lila Ledesma.
"sup bruvvv!"
"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."
"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."
"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
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Definition of chavs: "A bunch of cunts who are either left wing twats or nazi twats. They are a bunch of ignorant cockends who act the biggin but they'd end up getting the shit beatin out out of em by actual men. They are nearly always on the dole, wear trackies and extremely shite shoes like 95's and tn's. They get underage girls on their shitty moped normally or if they're the age requirement they're sometimes pretty which no one knows how a smelly scally bastard who lives with rats can get. They go around burgling houses looking for metal but normally rob childrens games consoles and electronic devices as theyre lowlife cunts who also like to rob the elderly. They smell horribly of body odour and are never washing. Chavs are also known as scallies in certain areas of the UK.
Chavs, a bunch of ignorant, scruffy dick heads.
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