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A rock band with some good songs
Person 1: I like my chemical romance
Person 2: Based
Person 3: E
Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.
{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}
"hey Larry! What is my chemical romance?"
"a whole lot of gay Jack."
"hey Larry! What is my chemical romance?"
"a whole lot of gay Jack."
the lead vocalist of the band twenty one pilots
"Hey i'm Pete wentz from my chemical romance"
Anyone who is dependant on their medication.
I feel like crap without my meds, I'm a Chemical Slave.
Multi-facted arsenal of love and protection from quantum entanglement.
I'm so glad that dow chemical company exists to protect humanity.