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The act of deficating into someones mouth whilst they are asleep. Followed by stealthily slushing your penis in their mouth, creating a warm chili-esque condition.
The Milwaukee Chili Bowl that was given to Bill, was a late night supper that he would not soon forget, or recall for that matter.
26π 21π
A sexual stunt in which a man prior to ejaculating on his partners face, pulls out a can of pepper spray and shoots her in the eyes. Meanwhile as she writhes in pain, the man continues to ejaculate on her.
Anthony: So I totally tried a Chili con Leche last night...
Charles: How did that go?
Anthony: Well we broke up, I don't date blind chicks.
10π 6π
gods chili fingers is a sexual act originated in the plaza district of Oklahoma City when a limo driver stuck his fingers in a butt and licked them off. bringing to the world the act of gods chili fingers.
"man this limo driver gave me a ride home and tried to pull some gods chili fingers on me"
"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"
5π 2π
A burger that comes with chili
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chili Wonka Burger, you should try it!"
56π 29π
The process of convincing your girl to take it in the backpussy after feeding her a massive chili dinner just hours beforehand. ***TIP ALERT: ADD LAXATIVES TO THE DIP AND GET EXTRA GOODS ON THE TIP** As you begin to "do the poo," sneak as many sticks of stringcheese as you can up in thurr. As the night is "cumming" to a "climax", stand the gentlelady up and bend her over. While putting force on her abdoment, instruct the female to apply pressure to the backpussy and similtaenously pull your schlong-johnson out after a particularly violent thrust. Stand to the side and watch the guns roars! "But thats more of a shotgun blast than a cannon shot" you say, but let me reinforce the application of stringcheese sticks, which will launch upwards of 10 feet upon ejaction.
Dad "how was staying afterschool with your teacher, son?"
Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."
Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"
5π 2π
Similar to a chili dog, but instead of defecating on a womans chest, one drops a log on anothers back. Afterwards the one pulls the others shoulders together then proceed to hump the crease created by the shoulder blades.
After oprah recieved a giggly u by Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis, Taylor Lautner forcibly gave each of them a reverse chili dog one at a time.
11π 7π
When a chick is sucking a man's cock, he pushes HARD down on the back of her head causing her to gag and vomit on his manhood. She then slurps and sucks the chili-looking vomit off his DOG.
This drunk bitch had too many burritos for dinner, so when she choked while suckin' my 15-inch missile she ended up chili doggin' me.
4π 39π