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A girl that has a great body and looks great from afar, but not so much up close. Not unlike a chip shot in golf. Looks good from 50 yards out but once closer, its not what you wanted. Synonym of butter face.
That girl we saw yesterday was a chip shot.
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Another term for getting a haircut.
Hey man, you know a good place to get my lid chipped?
When you place on chocolate chip on the tip of a penis and then eat it
Lemme get a taste of that tip chip baby
After purchasing and eating fast food, there are without fail chips/fries that have fallen out of their packet and into the bag, where they sit cold and alone until you have finished your takeaway.
These chips at the bottom of the paper bag that are left and only found at the very end of your meal are known as bonus chips.
"Result, I've still got bonus chips!"
The mixing of two or more different types of potato/tortilla/corn chip to create an awesome snack mix.
Dude, I just threw some Sun Chips, Sour Cream and Onion Chips, and some Doritos in the bowl together. We got a delicious Chip Orgy to enjoy during the game.
When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.
I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.