fuck chop

A term used to describe anyone who is annoying.

Get out of my cubicle you fuck chop!

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Chop Up

Verb meaning: To have sex.

Bare chopping up is happening 2night boiz.

I'm going to chop up wid dat cantrell yo.

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Chop-Flush

The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.

Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!

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Boffle Chops

A girl with large boobs and a small bottom who generally chips about

"Hello there, Boffle Chops... I like your boobs."

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Neck Chop

A small, swift chop to the neck delivered with the knife edge of your hand, in a ninja-like fashion. Usually followed by the fast call "neckchop!" *Used best on targets who are sipping a drink, dragging a cigarette, or looking upward*

Girl: "Hey, come on give me a kiss."
*whack*
Girl: "Neckchop!"
Guy: *cough* what the fuck.
Girl: "Hahaha."

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Goiter Chop

When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.

skeet skeet "Goiter CHOP!!!"

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tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.

Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!