Bro Code

The sacred code held between Bros. Its closest equivalent or counterpart is Girl Code. To break code with one of your Bros is a blasphemous, sacrilegious, and high Bro treason.

To break the code of Bro is to break the Brolific bond you might have with your Bros.

Example ~

Bro 1: "hey dudes, please don't tell my GF i came to play poker tonight, she'd be totally pissed Bro."

Bros 2 and 3: "Don't even trip man, Bro code."



An example of Bro Code being defiled:

Bro 1: "Dude! I just found out my best Bro has been coming to my apartment and fucking my girl and drinking my beer!"

Bro 2: " Thats ghey as fuck dude, you should totally beat his bitch ass."

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Guy Code

Do NOT mess with a friends crush when you know it is his crush.
If you ever find your friend messing with your crush when you even told him and he is fully aware, you are allowed to use lethal force. If the two were both drunk you are required to wait 12 hours before asking him what he did. If no good reaction was given, you are allowed to use lethal force.

Do NOT break the guy code.

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Code blue

what nurses/doctors say if you stop breathing, your heart stops, or you die of other causes

nurse a: CODE BLUE, "CODE BLUE, Get a crash cart up here stat"
doctor: "bob's dead"
bob's children after hearing the code: "HOLLY SHIT, I can't wait to collect the insurance money.

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Crack the code

Crack the code

She was trying to get information out of me but she couldn’t ‘Crack the code’

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code brown

*the deuce/#2 being "unflushable" in a toilet

(Person quickly leaving the restroom after finding a plugged 2)"Code brown,code brown, now who's turn is it." (to clean it up)

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Area Codes

Using a 3 digit area code to describe a womans appearance. The higher the digit the better. First number is the woman's face, the second number is either a 0 (zero) or 1 (one). Zero means you would not like to have sex, One means you would like to. The last digit is the body.

2 guys walking down the street, they both see a fine woman coming their way. the first guy says " wow, look at that 718". The next guy says " No way, she's like a 402 if anything" Using Area Codes to describe the woman without her knowledge.

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Code-blue

Message given to coworkers or friends, when you notice a hot chick and you want them to check her out.

Hey Scott, it's Josh, in I.T. I got a code-blue out in the hall, you need to take a look.

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