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A person that is strange, but in a cool way. He plays tennis, and is both smart and funny. He has unique hobbies, such as Dungeons & Dragons and ventriloquism. He can be annoying at times, but only when his friends make fun of him, or when he’s defending the things he cares about. He also has a huge, annoying, and obsessive crush on his best friend’s younger sister, since she happens to be the only girl that has some things in common with him. He also hates that his crush is 2 years younger than him, since all his friends call him a pedo. He enjoys pestering his best friend about playing Yu-Gi-Oh! since he got him some cards for his birthday that he never uses. He also likes to pretend he’s super cool, and acts like it by wearing a leather jacket to school on rare occasions, despite being a complete nerd. In all, he’s a nice guy that loves to joke around, but can be serious when he wants to be. A good friend to count on when feeling down (although it’s usually him counting on others).
Collin: Yo yo yo ur sister said hi to me! I think she finally likes me!
Jonah: Debatable.
Collin: shut it
The coolest guy there is. If you find one, keep him close, because you’re lucky. Collin may usually be very charming and has a good sense of humor. Collin tends to be very optimistic and strong-willed. Collin is a big people person and can get along with almost anyone.
Hey have you seen Collin today?
Yes! He is so cute and funny!
Tall white male with a extraordinarily large penis
When he took off his pants I was surprised to see he was a Collins
Like you've seen before, Collin is the finale. The beginning, the end, and everything in between. He is the most caring and relatable person you will ever meet. He's always thinking about what he can do for the community! Mental health advocate and an even better friend. If you meet a Collin, he is a iPhone that never loses battery, always stays charged, and is ready for his next opportunity. If the world ended 5 minutes from now, Collin will be by your side and come save the day. <3
Person 1: I'm in Miami, but Collin is on my mind. What should I do?
Person 2: Girl, he is tha one fr stop playinnnnn!
Known for insane glow ups, and equally crazy glow downs. They're pretty nice guys, but often have a secret wild side, that'll come out of nowhere every once in a while. Awkward as fuck.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Friend 1: "Woah, hey what's that sound, is it an earthquake?
Friend 2: "No don't worry, it's just Collin walking by"
Collin's a british man who doesnt like his name being spelled with 2 L's. He denys that he is british in any way shape or form but we all know he is :)