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a beautiful girl who feels like a dumb stupid ugly fat bitch but isn’t one in the slightest
Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.
Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.
A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.
I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!
A perfectly imperfect relationship between a Pisces and an Aquarius.
"You're a con scene, your ego and booze will be your downfall."
"You're a con scene, take your clothes and rip em rip em off."
(V): to make a wild assertion and double-down on its authenticity despite an overwhelming abundance of contradictory evidence and logic. Otherwise known as “Pulling a Vinnie”
Did he admit that he was wrong?
Hell no, the dude straight Con Air’d it all night.
A large gathering or convention where Qanonomicon books are sold and traded.
Will I see you at this year's Qanonomicon Con? I hear it will have lots of books for sale and more crazy people than a republican fund raiser for Trump's 2023 finance campaign.
The Cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:
Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy
Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever
Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!
Alex: *closes connors lcoker*
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!
in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*
Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!
the cons.