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the most awesome person on the planet. loved by all ladies and has the biggest penis ever created. every girl wants him and every boy wishes he was him. the best person on the planet
Girl1: who is that fine-ass guy
Girl2: THATS CONNOR MCCARTHY!
Girl 3 He is MINE!
*cat fight*
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He is a nugbot and he is my nugbot, so connor smith is defined as the most wonderful-est nug in the world, he also snores and kicks you out of bed when he's sleeping, so you can't share the same bed. He also eats fish, and wags his tail and barks like a cat when he's hungry. He can't dance to save his life, so no telling him to dance because he'll fail (bless him). He can run like a snail and eat people's toenails, he likes to fart while sleeping and accuses you that it wasn't him when blatantly it was. He laughs at people when they fall over and points to them and then copies them, because he thinks it's clever. He loves to wear shorts in the winter because it sets all the trends and he loves to wear sunglasses when it rains because everyone does. And that's the moral of the story, never believe the internet.
Connor Smith is the real donatello from teenage mutant ninja turtles because he's a computer wiz kid.
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A filthy blitzcrank main. Connor mains Blitzcrank on league however his never-ending love of Giant Enemy Crabgot gets in the way.
Connor loves Urgot. Connor also really loves his new best friend maddie. :)
"Who's going bot lane?"
"connor as Urgot support, obviously."
"seriously?"
"yeah. his ult is OP"
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Connor is tall, has a big dick, and is very interested in shoes. He thinks he's savage but he's not. He thinks he's the best but rlly he isn't at all. He sucks at roasting ppl and he has a crush on a girl at school and is always trying to be near her. The good news about disbrow is that he is kind but a little stupid, he's smart, knows style, and he has alot of friends. But he has a unibrow
Girl: hey look its Connor LOUD ASF.
Boy: hey look its Connor the savage
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Has a HUGE penis, great in bed, and anytime a girl sees his penis. They have sex with him within seconds.
Connor's Penis: has a BIG PENIS
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to film your dad while he performs the sexual act of rubbing his (preferably bald) head all up in a large woman's buttcrack. most often followed by dressing as a horse and cavorting around all nude like, in a very faggish manner. and having buttsex.
Last night i decided to pull a connor and now I'm on my way to the nearest structure tall enough to put an end to my misery.
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Connor McDavid is a Center for the Edmonton Oilers. He is a transcendent talent in the NHL whose talent is slowly withering away in that hellish place known as Edmonton. McDavid is stuck Edmonton for 6 more years trying to carry a bunch of overpaid scrubs that tyrannical dictator Peter Chiarelli signed to massive extensions(also Leon Draisaitl because he actually panned out) while trying to cope with the insufferable depression of missing the postseason again and again. God allow him to escape the NHL factory of sadness.
Of Connor McDavid goes his entire career without winning a Stanley Cup, we are agreement to ransack Edmonton and burn it to the ground
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