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A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.
If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"
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Books black kids never wanted to read.
"It's some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read 'em" -Tyler, the Creator
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when one person wants a relationship but the other person doesn't, so they compromise and become cook buddies
they do everything but fuck because now he is her cook buddy
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One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.
Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.
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the biggest legend he is a great man and all the chicks dig him. if you see him you should go give him a blow.
wow look at that its Alex Cooke can I wanna fuck him
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A trailer thats insides are made into a kitchen,and in the kitchen, circus folk make food for the whole circus to eat. At the cook house 2 meals are made each day,Lunch and Dinner.
Where are you going?
I am going to the cook houseto get something to eat.
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Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.
Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.
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