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When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed
I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.
When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.
Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe
If a cover up was transparent, or easy to see through, it wouldn't be a good cover up.
The people behind the cover up were good at what they did, so of course it wasn't transparent. The entire point of what they were doing was to keep people from connecting A to B.
A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.
" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."
To cum on someone’s face and then spit in their face. Then give them the option to rub it in or you yourself rub it in. (Palm meet face)
Stacy: “So I was fucking this guy the other night, he pulled out, came in my face , spat in my face, and then asked me if I’d like to rub it in or if I’d like him to rub it in…he called it a cover girl, said it was a skin treatment.” , I think he was a dermatologist!