Covid Line

A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices

I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.

Covid lollipop

A hypothetical lollipop containing covid that the whole world licks

Stop wearing your mask now,and lick the covid lollipop today.

COVID baddie

Someone who is stuck in the house but she/he wants to look cute so they dress up just to stay at home.

Friend: Why are you looking so cute when you can’t leave the house.
Me: Idek just feel like being a COVID baddie today.

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.

My covid-19th is in July this year.

COVID couture

How we've all learned to dress and accessorize in 2020. Includes wearing pajama bottoms with shirts on Zoom calls, wearing the same clothes from day to day, and selecting our COVID masks to complement our COVID wardrobe.

"Did you notice John wearing the same shirt on all the calls this week? That's pushing the boundaries of COVID couture."
"So much for dressing up! I'm all for COVID couture from here on."
"Her mask is beautiful and raises the bar of COVID couture."

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."